half term an more snow

ello ello ello. My antie sonia an unkl jeff have bean to Paris thas wy I start my blog in Fwensh. They came home two day an they came up two collect the three muscat ears who came to stae for their hollydae. Mummee an daddee wen down the feeld wiv them an the muscat ears but they left me with anty cally in the kitchin. Anywae, wen they came bak, I tole them abowt the wedin an how the plans gowin. Barkley is gowin to ware a taxi doo, a bowti an a clumber banned. Me as you no am waring gween an wite spotty frok an a fassy naytor on muy hed. All my bwides mades waring spotty dwesses ov all difren colors an fassy naytors on the heads. We will look gwd. My daddee iz givin me awae an he will be warina taxi doo as wel. Ear iz a link so yew can sea the taxi doo www.canineconcepts.co.uk/item-Doggie-Tuxedo-tux. Then yew wil sea how hamazin he wil lwk!!! Bon jewer, Gways xxx

valentine's day

twoday wos essitin. it iz valetiyne day an my luvly Barkey sent me a gorjus valentyne card I sent mine to him las weak jest in case he didunt no abuwt valentyne dae, so me jogg his memoree. Anyway, my card wot he sent me wos luvly. jest n case yew didntno, we is getin marreed. I will bea werin gween spotty frock and barkey will bea werin a taxi do. I hav 18 bwidesmades, 2 flour girls, 2 made of onna and manee page buoys. it will bee good.
Tomorro the 3 muscat ears arr comin to stae whil anty sonia and unkl jeff go away in that train wot got stuk in a tunnel. Mummee is home for haf term so we will bee buzzy.
In the weak, some men came to hour ows and took all the windows an doars owt. Then they put otha windowz an doors in. They did this for free days. Uman beans arr very sillee. I mus go now an look at wedin cat-a logs. Gways xxxxxx

wedin planz

Here I am agane The luvly Gways. ( oh for goodness sake, she is a real Prima Donna. Meesha) Well this weak has bean essitin and we hav bean dessidin wear to get mareed. We thort of a beach wedin but just now we are thinkin of the Severn Boars. Barkey seems kean on this as he sayd we cood chase them an catsh them an ride them. ( what IS she on? Vijay) I av bean lwkin or a fwok. Anty Ellie has fuwnd a shop an they sell pritty froks. Barkey wans me to wear a wite fwok i fink. I wanna ware a grean spottee one.
Barkey's new puppee suwnd cleva. She as bean hajilty twanin and is very clevva. FINE!!! The weak afta next the free musket ears arr comin two stae, but I will rie two you befour then or yewwill miss me. Gways gorgus xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx