mesha's operashun

first let me tel you how cross i wos larst fridae. I was sitting by the rayburn larst friday morning having a snooze and daddee an mummee were having ANOTHER cup of cophee by the table. Then all of a sudden i eared mummee saying to daddee that she wos gowing two sea anty sonia after feeding all of us. I prickked up my years and i fort " ow goody goody! That'll be fun fun fun and Lillee molly wufus an me can plae running muddy feet through the hows cos Anty Sonia dusnt mind. I dozed off so that i wood have plenty of energee for visiting.I wowk up a bit later to find onlee jeff and callee in the kitshin and anty cally tolled me that mummee had gorn to anty sonia's and dadddee gorn to hav his hare cut. I woz veryy veryyy veryyyyyyy cros.
On mondae, mummee went back to skwl afta harf term and daddee tolled us he wos takkin mesha down to have a cheque up abowt a lump on her showldaa. They kep her in a nd chop the lump off
Now she is sitin in the dining rwm wrap in a blankit on a cumfy chare. she iz very soree for herslef. All presents to help mesha get well adres to miss grace harris and rite privit and confeedenshal on the front so no one else can open it. She reely likes pigs years, liva cayk and legga lam. I wil rite all the fank yew letters for her. Grace xxx