mesha's operashun

first let me tel you how cross i wos larst fridae. I was sitting by the rayburn larst friday morning having a snooze and daddee an mummee were having ANOTHER cup of cophee by the table. Then all of a sudden i eared mummee saying to daddee that she wos gowing two sea anty sonia after feeding all of us. I prickked up my years and i fort " ow goody goody! That'll be fun fun fun and Lillee molly wufus an me can plae running muddy feet through the hows cos Anty Sonia dusnt mind. I dozed off so that i wood have plenty of energee for visiting.I wowk up a bit later to find onlee jeff and callee in the kitshin and anty cally tolled me that mummee had gorn to anty sonia's and dadddee gorn to hav his hare cut. I woz veryy veryyy veryyyyyyy cros.
On mondae, mummee went back to skwl afta harf term and daddee tolled us he wos takkin mesha down to have a cheque up abowt a lump on her showldaa. They kep her in a nd chop the lump off
Now she is sitin in the dining rwm wrap in a blankit on a cumfy chare. she iz very soree for herslef. All presents to help mesha get well adres to miss grace harris and rite privit and confeedenshal on the front so no one else can open it. She reely likes pigs years, liva cayk and legga lam. I wil rite all the fank yew letters for her. Grace xxx

harf term

I cant beleve that it's neely chrismus thyme agane. I hav started to rite a list two farther chrismas an one thing I no i wood like is a trampoline. On mondae,mummee had her flew injekshun an this thyme she had a pig flu one agane. Is mummee a piggee?On frydae anty claire unkl maek and anty ellie caym two stae, and theyhad to share a rwm with sallee cat.
on sundae we went to narbreth an we had lunsh there. we went to sea the pritty shops,but they orl wos shut. on mundae, anty claire an mummee abrandonded us orl an they en to crdiff. We orl has a luvly run in the feeld an ellie spent agewsdown there. When they caym howm anty claire notised a funnee smel on ellie and it wos-------------------badga poo!!!!!!!! anty claire wos cros an she did somefing odd. She pored tomartoe sorse orl ova ellie.She sed it wood make smell go away. It didnt
sooooooooo dadddee had to showa her! Gways xxxxx