newz abuwt muy usband

I bet yew all wundering wots appenin two muy usban an me? Wel barkkey an daysee an tallee an theyare mummee didn sell theyare ows an they arr stil twyin two sell theyare ows. We carnt weight fur them two moov two whales so that we can run twgevva.
Gwd newz thow iz that they fink they iz gowin two come to whales fur a ollydae swn. That will be nys.
Lillee,Mollee an Wuffus iz ear fur theyare ollydaze so thats nys! Theyare mummee an daddee gon on theyare ollydaes. Gways Harris-Griffin ( Mrs) xxx

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Hi carnt beeleeve howe long itiz sins me rote in muy bloggee. Wel a lorra fingz hav hapined sins then and yew probly finkin " hi whish hi new wot she bean dwin" wel ...........................................
At krismows anty clare, unkl markk anty elly an Tilleecat caym two stae. They brort a lorra prezzuntz an fwd yummeeeeeee!!!!! As swn az they harryved mummee twk anty claire an they wen two ZUMMMBBBAAA!!! Me wontid two go but me wontid two stae an sea wot fwd woz comin owt ov the ovin fur dinna so me woz in too myndz. So me stae. Wen they caym owm they maid a tofu stir fry owww yuk yuk yuk yuk. Me feal sikk jus torkin bowt it. Necks day woz krismowse eve an we av krismowse dinna on krismows eve. We ad sammun pye an posh veggebles. Luvvely. Necks dae woz krismows day an we owpn orl prezzintz. Hit twk ayges. we ad lorra tweetz an toyz.
On boxes day wich in cays yew doan no is the day afta krismows anty anne an unkkl phil com down. They brort prezzintz two an we adda nuvva nys dinna. On fursdae mummee an daddee went to sae anty sonja an unkkl jeff. Me not go an me lwk afta anty calypso. They com ome wivva luvverly prezzint fur us orl fwom dem. Anty molly, wufus an muy sista lillee arr comin two stay on snudae wile anty sonja an unkl jeff go awae two skotland orr sumwear lyk that. Me wil rite swn. Gways xxxxxxxxx